Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
Is IKEA even real
Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring
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I’m trying but my cleats are stuck in your corneas
3/6 life ruiners: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
I was so afraid of becoming my dad. Mostly because I thought I never could. How do you become someone that great, that brave, that selfless? I guess you can only try.
i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog
Whoever says this is just a kids cartoon obviously doesn’t know what they are talking about. This show has literally helped me through so much.
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There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.